VERBAL ABUSE COCKTAIL NAPKINS

VERBAL ABUSE COCKTAIL NAPKINS

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Quipnaps from our friends at Wordplaya Productions.  Lamenting the English-speaking world’s grammatical nonchalance? Taking license with the pillars of proper syntax, these quips offer not only micro-aggressions against the Barbarians among us but also the insider satire that makes for a wordsmith's lullaby. Fancy some fizz?

SPECS FOR THOSE WHO CAN NO LONGER READ NUMBERS AS WORDS:

  • 3-ply white paper napkins
  • 24 per box, 6 of each of 4 quips
  • 5” by 5”
  • edged on two sides with ridges that mimic those on a quarter, hence “coined”
  • printed in lustrous metallic foil in the patented hand-writing of the QuipNaps creator

COLLECTION INCLUDES:

  • Who feels like conjugating tonight?
  • Her and I have never gotten along. She and I? The best of friends!
  • Adorable as they are, they and them are still working on the grammar of their identity.
  • A dangling modifier is nothing more than a decorator who hangs chandeliers.